This Has Nothing to Do with Thanksgiving, But I Hope You Have a Happy One Anyway

Dear Makers of the Plastic Sleds at One of My Local Supermarkets:

I can tell you're trying, but I think you really are going to have to split your brand name into two words and then just put the second word on the next line. Because even with the second word capped, "SnoTwin" still looks like "Snot Win."

And I don't wish that upon you.

Sincerely,
Me

PS: Or maybe just a hyphen between them?

I last wrote when?

Ugh. Apparently I can be good at either blogging or teaching, but not both.