Oh, and by the way...

To the lovely people at FX and Hallmark who are taking my belovèd M*A*S*H away from me in 99 days for your own corporate profits in this time of corporate need (a few bad apples do spoil the barrel, I'm sure--only low millions this year for everybody? Aw...), I would like to extend a few words, first quoted by Maxwell Q. Klinger, of said show:

**May the mother of your camel spit in your yogurt!**

With greetings from one of the hundreds, if not thousands, of M*A*S*H fans without the Hallmark channel,
-Laurel Marie Christensen